douchebagical

Adjective

1. Used to describe a young adult male so astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces that it must be the result of magic.

2. Much rarer, used to describe a young adult male who is astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces, who also happens to be a trained Magician.

magical douche bag

Douche bag + Magical = douchebagical

Q:Remember that English guy stumbling along the Canal in Amsterdam, yelling and spitting and throwing his empty beer bottle into the water?

Reply: Yeah, he thought very highly of himself.

He was such a douche.

He was douchebagical.

douchebagical by The Cherry King May 9, 2013

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douchebolical

To be both diabolical and a douche bag.

How can you vote for that racist, fascist, douchebolical dung monger ‽

douchebolical by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ May 13, 2016

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douchebagalicious

the act of having unrelenting douche bag-ness physically descending from you.

gosh dan, stop being so douchebagalicious and get outa this club

douchebagalicious by badass-inator December 24, 2010

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douchebagicity

the art of being a douche.the general essence of a douche bag

I think you're mistaking courteousness for douchebagicity

douchebagicity by fred dugan April 20, 2008

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douchebagian

of or pertaining to douchebag-like actions

Ruining the end of a movie for someone is very douchebagian.

douchebagian by douchebagologist August 31, 2010

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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