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Douchecrew 

Douchecrew is the most feared and envied clan on the the last of us on both the ps3 and ps4. The sound of the name wets many panties as well as generates fear into groups such as their rivals nicecrew, started by ex douchecrew member Lyndan. Douchecrew was founded by douchemasters Mert, Arie and J. in hopes to create the most vulgar and superior clan with the philosophy of "Only A True Douche puts Himself Before Others, UNLESS it is a Fellow Douche..."

For years this clan has successfully done both smack talked and taken craps on other clans with ease. First they appeared with a Facebook page, then a twitter, and now a reddit. Most don't even consider this a clan anymore. It is an empire.
Mert: "Hey J., Arie, check it out. Lyndan is gonna try to take us with a 9mm again lol."
Arie: "So why should we be concerned?
J.: "DOUCHECREW!!! TURN UP!!!"

*Meanwhile on playstation network

Everybody: "I killed Lyndan."
Everybody else: "Yeah, so whats the accomplishment?"
Douchecrew by Canadiankid415 January 6, 2015
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Douchefreude 

An irresistible impulse to grandstand in order to be seen as a hero. A selfish, lame attempt to enhance one's social status. The word derives from douche (obnoxious, offensive person) and freude (joy). Literally: "joy of being oneself, a douche."
Me: Bob Costas should have never opened his mouth about gun control.

You: I know,what a complete Douchefreude backfire that was.
Douchefreude by FreedomRiders December 8, 2012

Douchecraftcarrier 

1)Someone who has far surpassed the level of just being called a douchebag or douchewagon.
2)An elite level of assholishness.
"He's not even a douchewagon...he's a Douchecraftcarrier!"
Douchecraftcarrier by spunkygizmo August 21, 2008

douchecepticon 

When someone is a Megatron sized douche.
That dude is a douchecepticon.
douchecepticon by projectmeltamouse January 20, 2011

doucheclown 

Simple insult made up of douchebag and assclown
Man, Pinney is being a real doucheclown
doucheclown by Tempest3D August 4, 2007

Douchecrate 

A Douchecrate is someone whom are bags and bags of douche's in one big mass, hence, a douchecrate.
For exampla; visual kei kaoru: he's a douche, she's a douche, jack's a douche
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate

Doucheresting

Arousing curiosity or interest; holding or catching the attention: "an interesting debate" ----- Stemming from a douchebag
Ryan Seacrest: So I went to the mall the other day and they had that watch I've been wanting.

Mac: Wow, that is very doucheresting...Please go on
Doucheresting by Yakimaballer December 27, 2011
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