Definitions by ffstretch

Douchebuncle 

One of many of the different sorts of uncles, in this case, an uncle who is a bit or more of a complete douche bag.

My brother Joe was supposed babysit my daughter. Instead he got drunk and never showed up. What a complete douchebuncle!

Douchebuncle by ffstretch December 26, 2024

Salami Mouth 

The feeling after you consume “salami” and your mouth is coated with a thin film and you feel the compulsion to brush your teeth or use mouthwash.

“My boyfriend said I’m not going to kiss you with that salami mouth, go brush your teeth”

Salami Mouth by ffstretch March 11, 2023