Douche buggery 

The improvised cleansing of one's anus with a store bought douche kit.

Me and my cousin was gettin shitdick often and the festerin became painful, what with the corn kernels, pepper seeds and all. So we invented in the douche buggery kit for the rectum and Bob's you Uncle! Buy one today and your dick pains will be behind you, or you cousin, rather..... Also introducing the Rectum Relief kit! *The aggressive buggering in this ad was done by professionals on a closed buggering course. Do not attempt... Introducing New Joe's Buggering cream!! One Dalope and all you Buggering issues will ..

Douche buggery by Bugmen September 1, 2018

Douche-baggery 

1. The actions of a douchebag

2. Being a compelete douchebag

Danny Broke up with his gorgeous girlfriend, he committed douche-baggery.

Douche-baggery by Notyouravarageblondie July 31, 2009

Douche Baggery 

Ther act of being a douche bag, or the posession of qualities which are of a douche bag.

Fem: Look what Kevin Wolff did!
John: That was an act of pure and unadulterated douche baggery. Tisk tisk...

Douche Baggery by KillerByte October 18, 2004

Douche Baggery 

The act in which someone is being a douche bag or has the characteristics or symptoms of a douche bag

That mans douche baggery has reached astronomically high levels.

Douche Baggery by AwsomeT March 9, 2009

douche*baggery 

(N.) 1. To preform qualities of the douchebag relation. Dumb, stupid, ignorant behavior.

LeQueefah Shauntae says..."No, her di*ent! That bama just tp*ed my ride, fool. Ain't that some douche*baggery, whitey?"

Hansel Ughurene replies, "Das uber gay!"

douche*baggery by Lisa and Sam May 1, 2006

douche baggery 

acting of the qualities of a douche bag.

syn. ass-hole-ness

george bush
and all his douche baggery

douche baggery by Danny boy April 4, 2004

douche baggery 

To live ones life as a douche bag. To engage in douchiness. Also known as the Porter-Manis philosophy of life.

Five Vegas bombs later, those two were engaged in some serious douche baggery.

douche baggery by Bag-o-Douche February 5, 2010