Douche Load
Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!
Douche Load by Thug wanna September 3, 2022
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douchelord
1.Person/s that demonstrates all the qualities of being a douche so well, they could in fact be a deity among douches.
2.The lord and messiah of all douches.
2.The lord and messiah of all douches.
douchelord by Nev October 29, 2004
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Douchelord
Someone who has reached such a high level of douchebaggery that they are respected and held in high esteem by other douchebags. The leader of the douchebags.
Douchelord by thebeckster February 7, 2010
douchelord
douchelord by ilovechickenalot March 18, 2011
doucheloaf
1. Someone who is more than a single slice of douche.
2. A pastry that tastes horrible.
3. Military DFAC food
4. A collection of Van Damme movies
see also Celine Dion
2. A pastry that tastes horrible.
3. Military DFAC food
4. A collection of Van Damme movies
see also Celine Dion
"That doucheloaf just tweaked his grandmother's nipples!"
"This is the worst fucking doucheloaf i've ever tasted!"
"What kind of doucheloaf are they serving tonight?"
"This is the worst fucking doucheloaf i've ever tasted!"
"What kind of doucheloaf are they serving tonight?"
doucheloaf by Ben Langworthy December 7, 2006
douchelord
douchelord by queenie 22 May 10, 2011
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