Douche Load

Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.

Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

douchelord

1.Person/s that demonstrates all the qualities of being a douche so well, they could in fact be a deity among douches.
2.The lord and messiah of all douches.

that guy is one douchelord

by Nev October 29, 2004

Douchelord

Someone who has reached such a high level of douchebaggery that they are respected and held in high esteem by other douchebags. The leader of the douchebags.

His reputation with the ladies has helped him attain douchelord status among his peers.

by thebeckster February 7, 2010

douchelord

There are douches, and then there is the douchelord, who is the douchiest of all the douches.

Girl 1: He thinks he can get all the girls in the school.

Girl 2: No way! What a douchelord!

by ilovechickenalot March 18, 2011

doucheloaf

1. Someone who is more than a single slice of douche.
2. A pastry that tastes horrible.
3. Military DFAC food
4. A collection of Van Damme movies

see also Celine Dion

"That doucheloaf just tweaked his grandmother's nipples!"

"This is the worst fucking doucheloaf i've ever tasted!"

"What kind of doucheloaf are they serving tonight?"

by Ben Langworthy December 7, 2006

Douchelord

King/queen of douchbags

Kriya is a douchelord! :)

by Ravi.V June 13, 2011

douchelord

someone that is the king of all douches, total prick, and may have the name Brad.

The douchelord Brad walked to his home on wheels.

by queenie 22 May 10, 2011