There are douches, and then there is the douchelord, who is the douchiest of all the douches.
Girl 1: He thinks he can get all the girls in the school.
Girl 2: No way! What a douchelord!
When you have to pee so badly that you are sure your bladder is at its full capacity.
Katie: Oooh I have to pee!
Kat: Are you at max pee yet?
Katie: Not yet...
Mikey: Oh well I am, I'm gonna go piss now.