Definitions by ilovechickenalot

douchelord 

There are douches, and then there is the douchelord, who is the douchiest of all the douches.

Girl 1: He thinks he can get all the girls in the school.

Girl 2: No way! What a douchelord!

douchelord by ilovechickenalot March 18, 2011

Max Pee 

When you have to pee so badly that you are sure your bladder is at its full capacity.

Katie: Oooh I have to pee!

Kat: Are you at max pee yet?

Katie: Not yet...

Mikey: Oh well I am, I'm gonna go piss now.

Max Pee by ilovechickenalot March 18, 2011