Douche Dam

A self-preservation tool that prevents a person being affected by douchebags and douchery

That douchebag's actions just broke through my douche dam and drowned me in abject douchery!

by Janofarc May 3, 2016

douchenamic duo

Two douchebags seen together, often acting as some sort of collaborative team, which intensifies their douchebaggeriness.

Did you see those two guys in the muscle t-shirts and chin straps hitting on that girl? They're acting like a douchenamic duo.

by Reeseee May 28, 2008

Douchecammer

Someone who installs a dashcam on their car so they can purposefully drive like a douche.

That douchecammer could have easily avoided the accident but chose not to because it was on camera.

by Vampyre Byte July 31, 2019

douchedom

The realm of which douchebags/douches fall under.

Beth was supposed to meet me for lunch in the city. I took the train 45 minutes into the city but she blew me off because she was so enveloped in her excessive email binges. She really is the queen of douchedom.

by Chizzle Rizzle February 14, 2007

douchehammer

Total waste of genetic material, a person who goes out of their way to be a complete pain in the ass

That guy cut me off in the middle of rush hour traffic.

What a douchehammer.

by swooper74 October 13, 2006

Douchedemic

A term describing an increasing amount of douche-bags in a common hang-out.

Me: "C'mon, Dave, let's get outta here man, this place is a douchedemic."

Dave:"I heard that."

by teabagger5000 May 11, 2009

Douchedad

A father, step father, grandfather or frat guy with a dad bod who displays particularly douchey characteristics.

60-year-old Greg: *whistles at girl while walking down the street*
Girl: F***ing douchedad. *rolls eyes deeply into the back of her head*

by proughtnotpreached March 4, 2017