5 definitions by Janofarc

An item of clothing that feels soft and fluffy to the touch and keeps you lovely and warm when wearing it.
I love my new jumper, it's totally scooflie.
by Janofarc January 22, 2016
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Scottish expression for when a couple share symptoms e.g pregnancy, hormonal changes, intense pain.
My chin has broken out in spots! Is your period due because this Irish Toothache is murder!
by Janofarc January 22, 2016
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Absent of brassiere. Can be an expression of pride in perkiness or an excuse not to leave the house.
Damn! That dress looks great - how do you hide your bra lines?
- I'm free boobing, chica, no bra lines for me!

Hey - do you want to come and see my nephew's band play at the community centre?
- Aw, I'm sorry chica, free boobing today, I'm not leaving the house unless the gestapo show up.
by Janofarc January 22, 2016
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A self-preservation tool that prevents a person being affected by douchebags and douchery
That douchebag's actions just broke through my douche dam and drowned me in abject douchery!
by Janofarc January 22, 2016
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Actions that are of the douchbag variety.
My boyfriend threatened to kill himself if I left him - so much douchery I can't even begin to describe it.
by Janofarc January 22, 2016
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