Douche Barge
Douche Barge by heyporcupine December 30, 2014
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Douche Badge
A material possession or human being that is coveted by a douche bag; especially blue jeans with ass-pocket embroidery.
Anything that ornaments the skin, body parts or vehicles of one who is considered to be a douche bag.
Anything that ornaments the skin, body parts or vehicles of one who is considered to be a douche bag.
"He is an army of one fighting a war with himself and all he has to show for it is that douche badge"
Douche Badge by Glubglubber April 21, 2010
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Douche Badge
Any collection of bro-esque bumper stickers compiled on the back of any lifted truck. (I.E. Famous, Fox Racing, Liquid Force, Calvin peeing on rival truck company, Monster Energy, Skin, SRH)
"Yo brody! I just got this dope ass F-350, all murdered out and shit, with a phatty Affliction decal on the back window!"
"Nice man, but I think you ruined it with that douche badge on the back."
"Nice man, but I think you ruined it with that douche badge on the back."
Douche Badge by Ihatebrotown October 8, 2008
douche bagel
Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.
douche bagel by S. Beebe August 4, 2007
douche badge
Any visible accessory (t-shirt, tat, jewelry, bumper sticker, etc) that would clearly indicate that a guy is a douche bag.
girl1: "I can't believe that guy asked me out and then hooked up with my roommate the same day."
girl2: "Why not? You didn't notice the naked tat of his ex on his forearm? I saw that douche badge a mile away."
girl2: "Why not? You didn't notice the naked tat of his ex on his forearm? I saw that douche badge a mile away."
douche badge by protien0g March 31, 2009
Douche Bagé
1. A closed minded, thinks they are cool, conformist, jerk/slut, that feels everyone loves them and they are the best.
2. Vage Cleaning Device
Yes, I made a different spelling becuas eit wasn't on here...
2. Vage Cleaning Device
Yes, I made a different spelling becuas eit wasn't on here...
Douche Bagé by TaylorElisa January 18, 2009
douche bagel
douche bagel by kevinhatespee October 3, 2009
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