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Double Barrel Fun-Time 

A new and innovative sexual position between two homosexual males. The male with the smaller genitalia will insert his penis (or barrel) into the other gay's penis, thereby arousing and pleasuring both partners.
"Let's get you home so we can have some crazy double barrel fun-time"

Gayboy#1: "I can't wait to shove my tiny pecker inside your huge willy"
Gayboy#2: "Double Barrel Funtime is super sexy fun, even for the person getting his boner penetrated!"

Double-Blind Fun Time 

When you are invited for a hot threesome, but you and one of the other three participants do not know each other. If your's is a real tight ass, you need to see the third person before you show up to drink the kambucha. Maling it Just fun time. If your cool, you just make sure the third partner is the sex and/or sexual orientation you desire, and get a rain check for your similar invitation.
Jack agreed to show up to Jenna's place for double-blind fun time, but only after he made sure he was the only guy hitting the bees. Ya know, a male H'oney Bee.

Lincoln Double Funnel 

The act of doing a keg stand while simultaneously consuming alcoholic beverages anally through a funnel. This is often done at college parties, primarily where members of Greek houses are present.
Shit bro, I got so fucked up last night... I did the Lincoln Double Funnel and was gone for the rest of the night!

Double D Fungus

A mushroom with bigger boobs than Tsunade
Double D Fungus by Kym_Kun June 29, 2021

Double-take Funny 

When something is not funny enough to laugh at originally but causes a much more intense delayed laugh. Usually directed at shows trying to do what the Office did, because of the epic but mildly funny attempt.
"We cooked that California shaped cake with a real wildfire."

*awkward pause*

(was that too politically incorrect to be funny?)

....nope. Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.

.................... that was a bit of a Double-take funny, eh?
Double-take Funny by Pudding383838383 September 19, 2009

double acid bootie funk

The acidy bootie funk that never washes away.
As Stacey finishes working out, we notice her shorts are ruined from double acid bootie funk.