Double Donk

In a hand of poker, when two opponenets bluff wildly with no apparent logic, including the second donkey who actually calls a large bet with no significant hand, it is known as Double Donk. This results in results in table-wide stunnage, casting a shadow of diminished credibility on the both players for a minimum of 5 hands. The same vernacular can be applied appropriately in situations such as Triple Donk and Quadruple Donk, and MASTER DONKAGE. (meaning more than 5 donkeys completely donking it up with despite all-ins around the table, and no pairs whatsoever.)

omg, a double donk!?! No, all five of you have no hand at all!! MASTER DONKAGE! Unbelievable.

Double Donk by Big Clubs October 5, 2007

Double Donk

The Double Donk consists of when roofie a girl then bash her, then the portal of Narnia spawns. You then enter the portal or Narnia and run throught donk everything in sight. Once everything in all of Narnia has been donked you must find a pegusus preform muchkin scrotomie then a devilish handsome oopmaloopa will spawn hold a log of mahoganii wood. You will then engage in a very strong erotic ritual where you do the haka and then mahoganii enters your wonderful anal cavity.

Peter: I what to double donk you so hard

Ryan: ....

Double Donk by baseballmom67 August 31, 2017

double bubble donk booty ass 

a fat black lady twerking uncontralably and trying to look sexy even though shes a slut and a hoe

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the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled

when your doing a girl from behind and you wisper in her ear you have an STD she will try to get away... (Bucking Bronco)then, while she is trying to get away punch her in the back of the head with both hands to knock her out (Double donkey punch) lastly drag her violently to the top of the stairs (preferrably by the hair)shove your D in her A and ride that shit down the stairs tobagon style (tobagon sled)

have you ever done the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled?

it was crazy!

she died!

MORMON

the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled by cum bustin bad boy March 31, 2009

Double Donkey Punch 

During sex, when a partner is in a doggy style position, you punch their kidneys at the same time as hard as one can.

1. Patrick needs a Double Donkey Punch.

Double Donkey Punch by cameron May 3, 2004

double donkey

1) The most extreme mouth slam.

2) A super-ultra mule kick to the face or abdomen.

3) Double penetrating a bitch and forcing her head into the floor, and laughing at her ass hole fuckin'.

"We are going to give you a double donkey straight to the mouth!"

double donkey by Dustin June 14, 2004

Double Donkey Blumpkin 

A double donkey blumpkin is a sexual act wherein two men sit on toilets facing each other, and recieve fellatio as they evacuate their bowls. Both men should climax simultaneously, and at the moment of climax punch their partner in the occipital lobe as hard as possible.

Rex, Jan, Jill and I had a Double Donkey Blumpkin party last night... it was a mess, there's shit everywhere.

Double Donkey Blumpkin by Dr. Hotte Karl June 22, 2010