Sucking a dick while eating a corndog. This can be dangerous because you might forget which is which and bite the guy's dick or dip it in mustard or something like that.
"That trannie was double doggin' me. But when she finished she stuck the corndog stick up my dick hole. Major weak sauce."
An urban dance move in which the head is cocked to one side of the body while the clasped hands are on other side of the body. The performer then looks sideways at his female prey in a lurid and sexually suggestive manner.
This "move" has never resulted in the perfomer obtaining consentual sexual relations.
Person #1 - Dude, that guy has been Double Doggin' it with every girl in the club - each and everyone one of them has looked at him like he's a pervert.
Person #2 - Yeah, that's cuz he is a pervert.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.