Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.
"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."
When one gives themself an everclear enema and then squirt it out while lighting it on fire.
"That guy can do a totally rad ass dragon. It's like that part in Revenge of the Nerds except a whole lot sexier."
Pete Yorn's debut album. Lame people (usually chicks) listen to this the morning after they lose their virginity. The title is very poignant, especially if it's a girl who didn't get laid until she was twenty. Something about sore crotch, bloody sheets, and wuss rock all go together quite well
ps. Why is it all one word. What a douche
"Damn, put Musicforthemorning after on. I just total got nailed by some stranger who lives two floors down."
When a girl is a virgin but her genitals still look all mangled and weird.
That bitch had a crazy scary cherry. So I just gave her the ol' Cleveland Steamer and broke out. Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor DAAAMN!"
When someone wears an artical of clothing used to mop up various sex fluids. There was a song about this on the Japanese release of Musicforthemorningafter by Pete Yorn.
"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Who knew you could wear a shroud of shame with such pride?"
Covering your genitals (if not your whole body) in tin foil for sex
"Last night we were doing it robot style and I just kept screaming, 'FUCK ME, JOHHNY FIVE.' It was fucking hot."
When a guy puts a metal sheath on his dick and makes a new hole between a chick's vagina and asshole, then leaves the sheath in there for later use. Also good for robot style sex.
"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Last night he gave me the ol' omnitron unicorn and I was sitting pretty."