Dotzer

A crazy person who likes food, jumping, pouncing, the democratic republic of the congo, hopscotch, chicken nuggets, fleece blankets, sheep, polar bears, weiner dogs, anime, pigeons, and other various items

A dotzer often has rabies and eats babies. Never trust a dotzer.

OH MY GOD THAT PERSON IS SUCH A DOTZER!

by themysterynugget February 10, 2012

Bro dozer

A pick-up truck that the owner took to the truck accessory store and said "give me the micropenis compensation package." In other words - lift kit, oversize wheels, off-road tires, hub spacers (because the oversize knobby tires and wheels aren't taking up enough parking already), light bar, and a trailer hitch. It'll never be intentionally taken off-road and the trailer hitch will never tow anything.

Mike: Did you see Bubba's new bro dozer?

John: He had to buy one. He is a Florida man. I think it's a law...

by Scotty Bee March 23, 2022

Bro Dozer

Deragatory term for full size trucks with an enourmous lift kit and overly large tires. Driven by a bro. See also: bro, bro edition.

Check out the guys rollin' in the bro dozer.

by Eric!! June 27, 2006

donzerly

adj. - Used to describe especially patriotic lighting.

"O say, can you see, by the donzerly light"

by Hermitian August 5, 2007

Hose Dozer

A woman of ill repute that just wrecks a cock, on a regular basis.
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!

Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).

Hey, how was that girl you picked up last night?
Such a Hose Dozer. I may not have sex for a week!

by rad von awesome October 21, 2010

whoopie doozer

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself

She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.

by mosley88 April 19, 2019

grow dozer

A big, lifted, dirty truck. Usually a diesel and is used by a marijuana grower as a tow vehicle for big utility trailers to transport supplies and soils to tge grow site. Grow Dozers gained notoriety in Humbokdt County. A Grow Hoe is usually riding shotgun, next to the grower.

A grow dozer just blasted by chugging smoke.

by Lambobill December 20, 2017