Dorited 

When someone brings more bags of Doritos™ to a party than you.

I brought 3 bags of Doritos to the party and Susan brought 5! I've been Dorited!

Dorited by RockySnail July 3, 2017

dorite

dont worry what it means, just relax and have a dorite

Peter: "Oh my god the house is on fire!"
Tess: "Don't worry man, have a dorite.

dorite by blouvelvet August 1, 2013

DorimeDoge#0707 

Big wise chad, who is a student of psychology and can potentially help with traumatic experience, or just overall give advice on sticky situations.

Random Girl: *in sad girl voice* He left me on read for the sixth time! He just suddenly cut all communication with me
DorimeDoge#0707: *Powering up with wisdom*
DorimeDoge#0707: *In wise, deep voice* He has ghosted you. Leave him. He's not worth your time

DorimeDoge#0707 by DorimeDoge January 12, 2022

I Doried 

I doried , meaning I forgot. Just like Dory from the movie finding nemo . Because dory tends to forget things and has short term memory.

Ex 1

Girl: did you at least put the condom on ?!

Boy: Shit I totally Doried
Ex 2

Wife: Bob ! did you pay for the water bill ?

Bob : Oh fuck I'm sorry Hun , I doried again .
Ex 3
Did you bring the money ?

I doried

I Doried by toothbrushy leopard June 18, 2016

Dorite

A middle school ship, one of the least canon but still relevant. Extremely one-sided. Even Chance 100 is more relevant than it.

Person 1: Dang, Dorite had so much potential last year.

Person 2: Yeah, but now it's all about Obringleosa!

Dorite by WMiddleSchoolShips December 13, 2017

dorted 

blazed, high

i’m dorted bro

dorted by brooklynn smith February 8, 2018

dirited 

really, really sad. just like really sad. dirited, you could say.

person 1: yall.. my life is just... i cant explain it ugh! ive just been feeling so-
person 2: dirited??
person 1: i dont even know what that means but.. yea.

dirited by epic poo poo May 20, 2021