Dorito'd

deceived or outwitted by a higher intelligence...

After being told all members of the team would eat the hottest chip in the world, Jeff knew he had been dorito'd.

by bump_88 September 2, 2020

Dorito Dick

When you are eating Doritios while masturbating and your penis gets Dorito dust all over it

Dude, I got the worst case of Dorito Dick last night. I was eating Doritos and watching TV when Wild Things came on. I looked down after the swimming pool scene and my dick looked like a 9 inch Cheeto.

by Harry Moe Lester February 27, 2015

Dorito Damage

To wound the inside of one's mouth with the sharp points of a Dorito's brand chip or any other brand of mouth-shredding snack food.

Ow! I just did some Dorito damage to the roof of my mouth when the sharp point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza-blister burn I got last night.

by Marcus Solomon April 23, 2008

Dorito Dust

The unavoidable layer of cheese powder that covers your fingertips and lips while eating Doritos of any flavor.

After eating half a bag of Doritos I found my hands covered in Dorito Dust.

by clairezeee February 5, 2008

Dorito dipping

The sexual act of chewing Doritos until they are at a mush-like state, then performing oral sex upon one's partner.

My girlfriend was Dorito dipping for me last night, and it was amazing. You could say it was hard to swallow.

by Grape Ape Face Rape July 10, 2010

Dorito Dusting

The art of spray tanning after Dyngus season

I can't wait for Dyngus day to be over so I can go Dorito dusting to prepare for my vaca in Cabo

by DyngusDevil March 29, 2013

Dorito Dick

When a man has an uncircumsized penis and is not particularly focused on hygiene. When foreskin is "rolled back" and the dick is revealed, it is cheesy and dirty and gross looking.

I don't think I could have sex with an uncut guy, I'd be too afriad of Dorito Dick.

by Smiley Wiley's whore August 17, 2006