Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".

Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.

Schlongus Dongus by Smingus Dingus May 26, 2010

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Dorkus

A word Linus Sebastian decided to make up as a combination of dork and doofus

The use of mobile technology on the street is so ubiquitous that you don't look like a dorkus.

Dorkus by ccrider95 February 4, 2015

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dergus

Perhaps the most notable blanket term of the 21st century, Dergus is defined by the context in which it is used. Dergus holds a very positive connotation.

Holy shit Chadwick, that kick flip was so Dergus!

dergus by yeaprettymuch July 17, 2022

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Dorpus

Someone or something that is just super dumb, or a big dummy. Usually used when referring to awkward southern-accent talking gumbo headasses.

Gertrude: Hey man that guy is so dumb, he such a dorpus
Harold: Yeah man. Him and his family are a load of dorpi

Dorpus by GuavaCuckold820 October 3, 2019

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