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To do something in a klutzy, forgetful, aloof, or confused manner. Act as a Doof, fail.
I went to the bank to cash my paycheck and realized I hadn't even picked up my check yet. Totally doofed it.
doofed by SB85 August 11, 2018
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The Part Off Being High, Where Everything Becomes Motionless, By Smoking Large Amounts of Marijuana.
Dude...I'm So Fucking Doofed!
Doofed by AStonerXD August 6, 2011
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Past (and most frequently used) tense of "doof", it is to inflict serious amounts of pain from something. Commonly used in the passive voice.
Bob just got DOOFED by that truck!
doofed by Joe Drago February 4, 2003
to twat into a stationary object with painfull consiquences
AOUCH! i doofed into a fat bitch!
doofed by Jake De-Leardy May 4, 2003

Doofed 'er 

1. (Past Tense) The act of a physical failure, i.e. fall, trip, crash. Especially used when biking, running, skiing, snowboarding.

2. "Doofed Her" could totally have sexual connotations as well.
1. Colin- That was a sick ride!
Thomas- Did you see me back there? I almost Doofed 'er!
Colin- Yessadahbub.

2. Dude, I Doofed that chick last night.
Doofed 'er by 1234yahooilagans October 26, 2011

Back doored 

When someone gets setup for a robbery or murder by their own people
I don't think Eddie's murder was random, I think he got back doored.
Back doored by 051 melly February 20, 2020

Doofenshmirtzing 

Doing stuff the hard way instead of choosing the easy way to do it. Usually like doofenshmirtz from phineas and ferb does.
1.In one of the episodes in Phineas And Ferb, doofenshmirtz uproots a whole clock tower for convenient access and information of time; instead of buying a simple clock or a watch, known as Doofenshmirtzing.
2.Why are you doofenshmirtzing your work?
Doofenshmirtzing by dgudluru3 April 28, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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