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doomslammed 

adjective. To have consumed inordinate and dangerous amounts of alcohol, proceeded by boisterous and belligerent activities that involve the destruction of public or private property and potentially bodily harm to one's self or others.
Did you see Michael last night?

Yeah he was drunk as hell, smashing car windows, and broke his foot kicking a hole in the wall. He was doomslammed.
doomslammed by d1660 April 22, 2010

doomslayer

The most badass demon killer this side of the universe "They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done".-King Novik
The mark of the doomslayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering. - Slayer's Testament
doomslayer by doomiseternal52 February 16, 2021

doomshart 

a bloody shart.

see "shart" for further information
John had a sick doomshart the other day.
doomshart by joedevo June 28, 2007

doomslasher 

A huge schlong that punishes it's victims with it's monstrosity.
Ricky: Sam, bend over so I can penetrate you with my doomslasher!
Sam: yes sir!
doomslasher by Td97 July 23, 2014

doomsplash

most commonly found the morning after a party when there's so much grime on the floor that you cannot move without getting splashed by doom.
'aw shem, youve got nice sparkly socks on'

'actually i dont, my socks are plain black, thats just doomsplash'
doomsplash by shemalem October 18, 2005

DOOMSLAG 

like a slag only worse!!! usually infested with aids herpes clap and other such std's
jonny- she's such a doomslag!
benn- who?
jonny- chalotte
benn- yeah! proper munter! but that wouldnt stop you!