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dookiechute 

Man those fags really like it up the dookiechute
dookiechute by bryced April 28, 2006

dookieshed

a good boi
i just wanted to make an entry

dookieshed is a good boi

dookieshmurf

1. A rather stinky and smelly port o potty or bathroom.

2. Can also be a word used as a descriptive word for something that smells unpleasant or stinky.
1. “Bro don’t go in that port o potty, it smells like a dookieshmurf”

2. “I stepped in dog poop and now my shoe smells like dookieshmurf.”
dookieshmurf by chyezy March 26, 2023

Dookie shit 

The nastiest form of shitting. That big warm methane gas covered turd that creeps right out of your asshole that feels like it's 3 feet long and 4 inches in diameter.
Damn man I ate some of bill navas's wife's cooking and I have got a serious case of the dookie shits.
Dookie shit by Dr Niggèr January 15, 2023

dookie shit 

You’re worse than worse you never clutch up for the squad and get called dookie shit after you miss every shot in cod
*teammate misses every shot*
“Bro you’re literally dookie shit”
dookie shit by White Nike sock February 11, 2021

Dookiesharter 

A comeback that kinda makes me giggle you should use it on your friends. Pronounced doo-key-shar-ter
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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