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Donut December 

This is the month when you eat donuts everyday. Be fat. You gotta dress up as Santa Clause later in the month, so why not get fat.
Person 1: Is it Donut December yet?
Person 2: Yeah, it is! Why?
Person 1: I LOVE DONUTS
Person 2: Weirdo
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dont dick december

Whilst others may be attempting the Destory Dick December, those whomst most enlightened continue No Nut November through Dont Dick December.
“I’m so glad No Nut November’s over. Time for Dont Dick December!”
dont dick december by Hwaseong December 4, 2017

dont stop december 

Dont Stop December is to make up for the previous month of No Nut November. After a long month of not busting a nut Dont Stop December will challenge u to not stop going at it all month. By January u should feel normal again. Dont Stop December is an important part of year to year life because without it where would all our cum go from november.
Will you be attending dont stop december in a non stop jackin spree
dont stop december by Shea McKenzie November 13, 2017

Dont Flex December 

During the month of December, you can not flex any muscle, wear anything that show’s muscles or take any mirror pics after gym. You will be able to in January

This is just so person can see how much bigger they have got
Frapo: Bro why are you wearing a jacket at the gym?

Bob: its dont flex December

Frapo: you’re broke….
Dont Flex December by Skiteatta December 7, 2022

Dont dance December 

You cant dance all of December
Hey babe let's go dancing!! No babe it's dont dance December

Dont Drip December 

It’s where girls cannot get any sort of sexual action. In other words, don’t get your “ya ya” wet WHATSOEVER throughout the entire month of December. Ends on January 1st @ 12:00am
Lila- Girl are you ready for Dont Drip December?!
Mila- Hell yess gurl but I don’t know how I’ll survive
Dont Drip December by Rorobro December 1, 2019

DONT DICK EAT DECEMBER 

Since males had to suffer the pain of No Nut November its the females turn for Dont Dick Eat December.
Dont dick eat december is payback
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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