Donpage 

When a middle-aged man, typically caucasian, goes on a rampage for no logical or merited reason. Can be found complaining to managers or on internet forums and social media in an effort to validate his feelings or train of thought. Is an avid fan of security cameras and enjoys creeping on neighbors while enjoying his morning coffee everyday. Also know as neighborhood espionage. Ensures you are driving under the speed limit at all times.

He's going on a Donpage after being woken up by the "green beast".

He's going on a Donpage after yelling at Phil for driving over 15mph.

Donpage by ClitYeastWoood April 16, 2021

Donage 

the friendship/relationship between Howard Donald and Jason Orange of the greatest pop band that ever exsisted, Take That.

Thatter 1: 'omg, did you see the part of Progress Live when Howard & Jason had a dance-off?'

Thatter 2: 'yeah, it was a complete Donage moment'

Donage by morettiaimee August 17, 2011

doneage 

When you've gotten so high that you can't smoke anymore.

Hollie: "I'm all smoked out."

Ben: "DONEAGE!!!"

doneage by rocklobstah September 17, 2010

Donnage

Having or displaying the proprties of a don.

The new Madlib beat tape is pure donnage.

Donnage by Greentasm18 December 20, 2008

Donager 

Male Organ

Man, you got a big donager

Donager by Joe22207 July 18, 2011

dopage 

1. The act or an instance of doping.
2. Something that results from doping.

The new cable children's variety show is so curious in its musicality, illustrations and bizarre characters... Have you heard of it? Yes, it's dopage.

dopage by Joseph Tucker January 17, 2008

Dookie Donkage 

The act of taking your diarrhea drippings and mixing it with spewtal broccis.

Hey you're a fat cunt. Dookie Donkage!

Dookie Donkage by SpewtalBroccis July 24, 2019