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When a middle-aged man, typically caucasian, goes on a rampage for no logical or merited reason. Can be found complaining to managers or on internet forums and social media in an effort to validate his feelings or train of thought. Is an avid fan of security cameras and enjoys creeping on neighbors while enjoying his morning coffee everyday. Also know as neighborhood espionage. Ensures you are driving under the speed limit at all times.
He's going on a Donpage after being woken up by the "green beast".

He's going on a Donpage after yelling at Phil for driving over 15mph.
Donpage by ClitYeastWoood April 16, 2021
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the friendship/relationship between Howard Donald and Jason Orange of the greatest pop band that ever exsisted, Take That.
Thatter 1: 'omg, did you see the part of Progress Live when Howard & Jason had a dance-off?'

Thatter 2: 'yeah, it was a complete Donage moment'
Donage by morettiaimee August 17, 2011
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When you've gotten so high that you can't smoke anymore.
Hollie: "I'm all smoked out."

Ben: "DONEAGE!!!"
doneage by rocklobstah September 17, 2010
Having or displaying the proprties of a don.
The new Madlib beat tape is pure donnage.
Donnage by Greentasm18 December 20, 2008
Man, you got a big donager
Donager by Joe22207 July 18, 2011
1. The act or an instance of doping.
2. Something that results from doping.

The new cable children's variety show is so curious in its musicality, illustrations and bizarre characters... Have you heard of it? Yes, it's dopage.
dopage by Joseph Tucker January 17, 2008

Dookie Donkage 

The act of taking your diarrhea drippings and mixing it with spewtal broccis.
Hey you're a fat cunt. Dookie Donkage!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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