Donfus

Really cool guy who everyone loves and respects with near to no exceptions

Oh you know josh I think we can agree that he is a Donfus

by Joshuabalaclava February 3, 2017

Donkus

He has an extremely large penis, tall but fucking dopey! Gday Mate How Ya Goin!

Donkus was just inside your mum

by Travis Cobbledick June 3, 2019

Doofus

A very weird and stupid person

Freddy is a doofus because he can't spell the fricking word hat correctly.

by Bonehead5000 February 5, 2020

Doofus Comedy

Comedy in which humor is derived more from the stupidity of characters than from an origiinal storyline or situation.

I prefer the original character of Ace Ventura over any characters played by Adam Sandler or David Spade in their doofus comedy films.

by Robopoet February 27, 2010

womble dongus

when two very hairy gay black midgets have painful anal sex until one bleeds

AY YO MAN , WANNA WOMBLE DONGUS WITH ME LATER TONIGHT

by _ech0_ October 18, 2017

Schlongus Dongus

Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".

Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.

by Smingus Dingus May 26, 2010

donfuckery

A play on "Tomfoolery" replacing "Tom" with "Don" from Donald Trump and "foolery" with "fuckery" as defined by Urban Dictionary.

I'm tired of all this donfuckery; just be reasonable.
Stop your donfuckery.
Bob and Mary were involved in some serious donfuckery.

by WTFGuy2020 November 3, 2020