Donfusing 

When a dumb person says the word confusing with the letter d.

Anonymous: Does that make sense?
RedCircle: It's much more donfusing.
Anonymous: Dumb face.

Donfusing by Anonymous March 21, 2005

donuting 

The art of throwing or smashing donuts on a house(usually front porch or garage) and then leaving them for the owner of the home to clean up.

What do you want to do to Lerczak's house tonight?
Let's go donuting

What did you do to my house last night?
It's called donuting

donuting by Johnny Lerczak March 18, 2008

Confusing Teacher

A Teacher with a tendency to confuse students with confusing methods which ends in a result of telling them they are doing something completely different, Usually causing confusion amongst what they might actually be doing. And every now and again says the term Do your Wok. Usually prefers annoying students on a daily basis.

Pupil: I was told P3 was M1

Confusing Teacher: M1 Is P3

Pupil: My M1 is now apparently P3

Confusing Teacher by JonnDoeelite66 April 24, 2014

Confusingnessnyness 

A person with a lot of confusion.

Whoa Tyler stop with your Confusingnessnyness

Confusingnessnyness by Tylerwithmustache August 22, 2010

Donuting 

A sex position that involves a hot blonde british guy punching a hole through a sexy japanese red head

-Dio, what were you doing so late at night in egypt?
-i was donuting with Kakyoin
-DUDE NICE

Donuting by minecraftdude57 November 5, 2016

confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house by maks July 23, 2004

confusing 

women, females, girls.

She is so confusing...i'll never understand her.

confusing by typical male May 1, 2003