Don’t ask don’t tell 

The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.

Kake: “What did you spend $20 on yesterday?”
Jack: “Don’t ask don’t tell”

Don’t ask don’t tell by Ominous 01 May 11, 2024

don't ask don't tell 

A stupid policy that forces the discharge of gays and lesbians from the military.

I guess this means that all men aren't created equal.

Why is the government so friggin' stupid?

don't ask don't tell by I love Shirley Manson because she is cool. Muahahaha! December 29, 2003

Don't ask Don't tell 

Some policy that said gays can't be in the military if they were public about it

don't ask don't tell bill clinton go to hell

Don't ask Don't tell by Veteran Bandit April 29, 2021

fashion don't ask don't tell 

when you buy that designer clothes for cheap and you dont want people to know..but at the same time you dont wanna lie cause that's a fkn morron thing to do since the truth will eventually come out one day so the dont ask dont tell policy is necessarily applied

J: OMG! that's such a pretty dress you're wearing!
H: thanks.its marc jacobs
J: omg that must be expensive!
H: yeah.

PERIOD.end of the conversation.change of subject.
**fashion don't ask don't tell policy applied**

fashion don't ask don't tell by Hannah benana June 14, 2009

Don't ask, Don't tell 

A phrase often used when you've done something wrong or something that can land you in deep trouble.

Example 1-
Billy: Hey, did you tell your mom about sneaking out and banging Jessica last night?

Bob- Nahh. I live by the Don't ask, Don't tell rule!

Example 2-
Guy 1: What's your dad gonna do once he finds out you totally flunked the test?

Guy 2: Don't ask, Don't tell.

Don't ask, Don't tell by BobsMyMan July 20, 2010

Don't ask. Don't tell 

Slang for Homosexualily which the "Don't Ask" can either states "Don't ask if I am Gay, because I am", "Don't ask me to love you", or "Don't ask what I am doing".

The Don't tell can either mean "Don't tell your Gay", "Don't tell you had Sex with the same gender", or "Don't tell that we are dating".

Just Don't ask. Don't Tell.

Don't ask. Don't tell by writter123 April 17, 2010

dont ask, dont tell relationship 

Very simply defined as a one night stand, where you ask no questions about your partner, and tell them nothing about yourself.

"I got a one night stand with this chic at the bar last night."
"Oh thats cool, tell me about her."
"It was a dont ask, dont tell relationship."

dont ask, dont tell relationship by Me the Breadcat July 18, 2015