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Don't move 

It is the one command that people will listen to. It is an amazing technique that you can use whenever you want.

The sentence you say to somebody when you spot something weird or unknown that is on them. Almost always, they will immedietely become still also known as the "Don't Move!" response. The person will almost always think that it is some sort of insect on them. Particularly a spider.

Sometimes people use this to elicit the "Don't Move" response from friends just to piss them off.
Is it a spider? Oh my god I can feel it in my hair!!
Don't move by VeaLin November 28, 2010
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Don't move and it won't hurt 

a phrase usable in numerous situations. The original usage is if you are pulling someone's hair, but the joke can easily be used in a sexual sitatuation.
{upon grabbing someone's hair}

You: Don't move and it won't hurt!

Don't move your booty, my baby 

In sex, after doing the "Crouching Tiger" either in a homosexual or heterosexual couple, the one that was down (Bottom) tends to move the booty asking for more. Then, the one that goes up (Top) responds: "Don't move your bootty, baby "to express that he can't give more.
The Bottom: —moves her butt—

The Top: Please, Don't move your booty, my baby, I can't satisfy you anymore.

Don't Move The Same

When a person has changed from a previous version of themselves. Usually to something better. Although it can be to something worse. They don't act the same. They have different and better values. Although they can have worse values.
Bob been acting different. Yeah, since he went back to school he don't move the same.
Don't Move The Same by D-Rob82 April 22, 2026

You don't move me

A person (whoever) not having any emotional effect on an individual(you)
Ken you don't move me anymore....
You don't move me by KrodyJ May 6, 2022

your hands don’t move like mine 

what you say when a bitch is tryna fight and thinks she can win
“you wanna go becky”
“oh please bitch. your hands don’t move like mine.”

Kings don't move into check 

A saying meaning you value your own well being and safety above taking foolish risks with little to gain
Why don't you go over to Palestine then?
I'm good bro. Kings don't move into check
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