DomCom 

Domestic Commie, an American Socialist.

I subscribe to MoveOn, watch CNN, and keep and eye on Bernie and Alexandria so that I can see what the DomCom is up to.

DomCom by Father Hollywood December 12, 2018

Dotcommies

People in the high-tech industry who come from the former USSR and received their primary training in the Soviet education system.

NOTE: They're called this regardless of their actual political views.

Yeah, I'm working with these dotcommies at Intel. They learned code in Ukraine, and they do amazing things with PHP.

Dotcommies by vonschlesien December 1, 2006

dotcomachameleon 

1. one who purposely misrepresents themselves on the internet in order to mislead others into thinking they are worth getting to know.

2. a poseur

Online dating sites are full of dotcomachameleons. I really liked Bambi's profile, but when we met, SHE turned out to be fifty year old DUDE!

dotcomachameleon by Fotofly December 4, 2010

dotcomrade 

An Internet acquaintance; someone you chat with but have never actually met.

"So who's this NrdPowr32 guy?"
"I dunno. Just a dotcomrade of mine."

dotcomrade by epitome of incomprehensibility October 20, 2007

Docomunent

A red, rectangular object, sent and received between computers. It is unclear if internet access is needed to facilitate this, as docomunents have been observed flying through the air from one computer to another. A docomunent may or may not be a type of document, but this is also unknown. The discovery of docomunents was first brought to light in a Salon.com banner ad for Adobe Acrobat 8. The ad displayed an overhead view of a man sending red, rectangular objects from his laptop into the air, and encouraged viewers to "Send docomunents easily," presumably with the aid of Adobe Acrobat 8. It is unclear what the true purpose of a docomunent is, and whether or not docomunents are a feature exclusive to Adobe Acrobat 8.

"Adobe Acrobat 8: Send docomunents easily."

Docomunent by Blake L December 25, 2007

Domyom 

Domyom. Noun. Describes an individual who is proactive but suffers from chronic memory loss. Also, likely to have raging head cancer.

"Where's the domyom?"

"Trying to remember where he lefts his brain"

Domyom by G1990m July 9, 2017

Dotcommunist 

1. A person who devotes their life to sharing copyrighted intellectual property for free over the internet.

2. An insult aimed at a person who choses not to follow the internet's status quo.

1. Little Billy always dreamt of being a rapper. Since he couldn't afford to buy music with his allowance, and didn't agree with it in principle, he joined his friends and became a Dotcommunist.

2. "Dude, give me the link to your MySpace site!"
"Sorry, but I don't have one."
"What? Are you some kind of Dotcommunist?"

Dotcommunist by J2ThaP October 27, 2006