A red, rectangular object, sent and received between computers. It is unclear if internet access is needed to facilitate this, as docomunents have been observed flying through the air from one computer to another. A docomunent may or may not be a type of document, but this is also unknown. The discovery of docomunents was first brought to light in a Salon.com banner ad for Adobe Acrobat 8. The ad displayed an overhead view of a man sending red, rectangular objects from his laptop into the air, and encouraged viewers to "Send docomunents easily," presumably with the aid of Adobe Acrobat 8. It is unclear what the true purpose of a docomunent is, and whether or not docomunents are a feature exclusive to Adobe Acrobat 8.
1. A person who devotes their life to sharing copyrighted intellectual property for free over the internet.
2. An insult aimed at a person who choses not to follow the internet's status quo.
1. Little Billy always dreamt of being a rapper. Since he couldn't afford to buy music with his allowance, and didn't agree with it in principle, he joined his friends and became a Dotcommunist.
2. "Dude, give me the link to your MySpace site!"
"Sorry, but I don't have one."
"What? Are you some kind of Dotcommunist?"
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*