DoinkMuffin 

A DoinkMuffin is a name to call someone when you’re mad at them, names like this are Idiot, Hoe, bum, CheeseBall,

Laine is such a DoinkMuffin

DoinkMuffin by IsobelTheDoinkMuffin August 30, 2020

dorkmuffin 

To have the absence of all common thought and to be so dorky one does not deserve to be called a dork, otherwise the word dork alone would not be able to fathom the dorktitude of the person.

"What do you mean you forgot the milk? You are such a dorkmuffin."

dorkmuffin by chloeiscoolio March 11, 2009

dickmuffin

1. a guy who acts like or is an idiot or it can be a term of affection for your guy who acts like an idiot but you still love him. It is a masculine form of twatwaffle.

That dickmuffin dumped his girl over email.
I forgave my dickmuffin for coming home drunk.

dickmuffin by Turtle J. August 11, 2007

Dickmuffing 

When you (or your sexy friend) puts oven mitts on and claps your dick a couple times over

She pulled cookies out of the oven then started dickmuffing me while the mitts were still warm, yo.

Dickmuffing by dickmuffa August 4, 2018

Dickmuffin

When you're being a poobutt abd not answering someone's message. Or when you're being a butthurt little fancy boy that gets his feelings hurt over nothing.

Johnny is being a "dickmuffin" and won't answer my text messages cause his feelings are hurt that I said he can't keep up on his beers like the rest of the guys.

Dickmuffin by candyass January 5, 2023

Dorkmuffin 

A person who is endearingly naïve and constantly cheerful.

Alex, quit goofing around, you silly dorkmuffin.

Dorkmuffin by The Legendary Dingus January 30, 2023