Dognet

Dognet = Shitty internet.

Man this shit is slow, you must have dognet!

by shitty,slow,lame,dialup,sucks April 25, 2009

Donnette

Lady of the house.

The best that ever did it and got away with it!

Donnette is such a boss

by Yummy88 December 19, 2016

Dognutter

Someone obsessed with dogs to the point of annoyance. Similar to pitnutters, they believe their dogs are never at fault for anything, and could care less about the damage caused by their pets. Never leave their dogs alone, riling them up even if the dog is barking.

Juliana is a total dognutter. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a furry.

by sonnenraddest March 10, 2019

dogletdom

The world wide collection of all doglets.

"Ne're in all dogletdom have one beheld such whiskery fur or such eyes."

"Mavi is the exemplar of dogletdom."

by iawah November 22, 2013

Dognutter

The most annoying type of pet owner and they bring us dog-owners shame and bad reputation. They have a near-obsessive and co-dependent relationship with their dog. The pet becomes more important than any other human in their life (partner, children, or siblings). The dog is never wrong, the dog is their priority in their life, the dog never leaves their side. They can never make compromises when it comes to the pet because of its "anxiety'' (train it), they rarely ask permission to bring the dog on dates or to gatherings, they assume everyone loves their dog because its "cute". They lack dog-owner etiquettes and bring their dog to meet others in the streets, without asking permission first. Then they hate on any other dogs that don't get along with theirs. They make dog ownership a full-time job with no flexibility and act like know-it-alls.

Source: most girls in LA that I dated.

"What happened with Jenny!?"
"Her therapist said she had a codependence with her dog, her husband filed for a divorce cause he didn't want to continue competing for attention with a dog and her kids call her a dognutter and hate her guts.

"How did your date go?"
"Horribly. She brought her dog to the beach and didn't go swim because the dog didn't want to get in and she just kept talking about her dog like it was the most interesting conversation to have."
"Wow, what a dognutter."

"Let's take a trip to Italy,"
"I can't, I don't trust anyone to take care of my baby a whole week, I can't survive that long without her!"

That old lady dognutter that has a barking dog or smelly one in an airplane, not caring of how stinky the dog actually is or if anyone with allergies are near.

A dognutter would say...

"Dogs are more loyal than any man I dated"
"You come secondary to my dog, sorry not sorry"
"I can't sleep without my dog next to me,"
"It's the only animal that matter, the most loyal one!"

by surfhamburger January 25, 2021

Dognatus

A word to describe an object, a situation or a person that is just plain wrong or repulsive. It is used to describe the height of disgustingness.

e.g. "Dude that burger I ate yesterday gave me food poisoning."
"That's dognatus, man"

e.g. Insane Clown Posse is dognatus.

by May Hemm and Barnaby Wylde December 3, 2010

doglet

Any breed of small dog, usually less than 20 pounds.

My doglet weighs only six pounds, so I can just put her in my bag and take her anywhere.

by lovemydoglet December 15, 2012