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She's a dogneck her
dogneck by Yer da sells Avon February 28, 2017

Scarf-o Dogneck 

Daughter of Bish and Darence Caderance. Heir to the Carerance throne.
Bish:
Scarf-o, that Mac-10 is too expensive, go ask your dad.

Darence:
You just got two Berettas for Christmas, what do you need a Mac for, Scarf-o?
Scarf-o Dogneck by Darence January 6, 2004

hot dog neck

The condition of someone being so fat, that the horizontal fat rolls on the back of their neck stack up, resembling a package of hot dogs.
Damn, bitch, get off my tip! I don't fuck bitches with hot dog neck...unless, of course, I'm hoggin'.

also

That guy just ordered 4 Arby's Melt's, a large curly fry, potato pancakes, an apple turnover , a large Jamocha shake, and a diet. No wonder he's got hot dog neck.
hot dog neck by werdtreb October 13, 2009

dogpeckergnat 

Small insects that fly around the peckers of dogs.
I wish I would have grabbed the bug spray, cuz I'm getting swarmed with dogpeckergnats.

Man, you need to wash the fucking dishes! The entire kitchen is infested with dogpeckergnats.
dogpeckergnat by QueenofKillduff November 3, 2011

hot dog neck

when the roll on the front of your neck looks like a hot dog you might be Cory Rowland.
Cory Rowland's hot dog neck smells better than a poop vagina!!!
hot dog neck by Hot dog neck July 6, 2008

dognickle 

when your dog shits on the ground and then you proceed to eat the shit and then shit it out and then he eats it and then you eat it and then the cycle continues forever! trust me it works. You also get used to the taste.
Jessica did a dognickle with her Pomeranian
It was lit fam
Shes so cool! she does dognickles!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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