Another way to ask your kindergarten
teacher how to use the restroom: "May I use the restroom?" As defined by Steve Martin in "
Philosophy/Religion/College/Language" on his Wild and Crazy
Guy album.
I've got a great
trick to play on a three year old kid. Whenever you're around them, talk wrong. So, now it's like his first
day of school and he says to the
teacher, 'Mambo dogface to the banana patch?'