A spin-off cartoon from the classic film Dog Day Afternoon which stars a horny bankrobbing dog who humps all of the female hostages over the course of an afternoon.
You gotta see this crazycartoon called Dog Dick Afternoon, it’s killer hilarious!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.