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In your apartment right now, there's a magical room...like you know like the entrance to Hogwarts? In the train station and only you can go through? so you have a special power, right? You have a special Hogwarts that only you can go to, instead of a castle in there, instead of there being a magical wizarding school on the other side of the fucking brick wall, okay? There's a dog that's really excited to see you. This dog, okay? You have complete--you can choose: okay this can be a boy dog, a girl dog, it can be wearing clothing....nonono sorry, it's a boy dog, a girl dog, okay the choice is yours, whatever it's wearing. One thing is for sure, this dog is into you, and I mean into you sexually, okay? Now you can go into this magical room of Hogwarts whenever want to and the great thing about this is that this dog wants you to fuck it, okay? and every time you fuck it, you get paid. Now what I want to know for you...you know let's start at eh, $5,000 okay?
If you're in a real bad spot, and the magical door's there...I don't know, we could be going to Dogwarts for $5,000.
Dogwarts by BootyWarrior99 August 25, 2022
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The sexiest rapper ever known to man. Makes the best music in the world and will never die.
Terry: Digbar is so hot
Christian: I know
digbar by anonymous December 5, 2021

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A woman with the brains of a dog; just relentlessly doglike in cognitive skills and frequently in behavior. Frequently used on Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast.
The chicks Tim brought to the beach house are absolute fucking dogbrains.

My girlfriend forgot her keys, took forever to get ready, and then spent half an hour on her phone with her friend. What can you do? It's a dogbrain.
dogbrain by __1__''__= July 15, 2021
Dogar is a caste. Dogar mostly belongs to South Asia region. They are very brave, courageous and friendly people.

They use "Dogar" as their surname with pride.
His caste is dogar.
Dogar by Taker007 November 27, 2021
A hypothetical scenario posed by twitch streamer and professional old man Dancantstream in which there is a secret room in your living space only you can enter (akin to Hogwarts hence the name) where you encounter a dog of your choice. The dog is magical, and can generate money, but only if you engage in sexual acts with it. The question posed is what price would it have to be for you to consider having intercourse with the dog, and what breed.
Dan: "hey guys have you heard of Dogwarts?"
The rest of the funeral attendees:
dogwarts by fatmanslender August 22, 2022
An armbar applied by Donk Sik Yoon and is rumored to be taught to him by God who, momentarily, found himself caught in one and was obliged to tap. The DongBar is rumored to be stronger than the Ricksonbar.
Person 1:Dude, did you see the Dongbar last night?

Person 2: I tried but the awesomeness blinded me for several seconds.
dongbar by kakalukia November 15, 2007