Dog Nonced 

When you're so drunk you inappropriately touch a dog.

Man 1: You were so drunk last night!
Man 2: I know, I was dog nonced.

Dog Nonced by metaldan123 December 13, 2015

Dog Nonce 

An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.

Make sure your children play somewhere well away from paedophiles or dog nonces.

Dog Nonce by topwise September 4, 2019

Dog Nonce 

An individual who sexually interferes with those members of the Canis Lupus Familiaris species who are yet to acheive full sexual maturity

Person 1: "How's it going you fucking dog nonce?"
Dog Nonce: "Canny sick you fucking queer."

Dog Nonce by Well sick dog fucker December 9, 2008

Dog nonce 

A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground

Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce

Dog nonce by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019

Dog Nonce 

The act of some dumb american prays on little children and does the sucky fucky to his pener.

Mate you a dog nonce

no u

Dog Nonce by bakebakeoni May 28, 2018

Dog_Nonce

Derogatory term derived from the interference, sexually of k9’s. Gusset pouch is an example of a Dog Nonce.

I needed heals you dog_nonce.

Dog_Nonce by Bigtoolv8 July 24, 2018

Dog-Nonce 

UK slang - particularly used around Lincolnshire - to describe one who is overly passionate about both their own and others dogs.

"That Matt is a right dog-nonce"

Dog-Nonce by Poiuut March 6, 2020