Definitions by Practicaldickhead

Jewellinator 

A creepy soulless nonce, has one chair and a coat made of faces

Jewellinator, is here to is here to chew bubble gum and steal your child's skin

Jewellinator by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019

Dog nonce 

A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground

Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce

Dog nonce by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019

Cabbage eater 

Someone of reduced intelligence, usually only requiring the bare minimum nutrition to survive.

Jane: Jane like cabbage, cabbage like Jane. Nom nom nom

Jane ate the cabbage

Cabbage eaters = simple people

Cabbage eater by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018

Cabbage eater 

Someone of reduced intelligence, usually only requiring the bare minimum nutrition to survive.

Jane: Jane like cabbage, cabbage like Jane. Nom nom nom

Jane is a cabbage eater

Cabbage eater by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018

Donkey wars

Donkey wars, series of wars in eastern Europe, to claim independence from the USSR.

Those bloody turnip eaters, and their donkey wars. You would think they would just return to the mud.

David and Petr are Czech surviours of the donkey wars

Donkey wars by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018

jacket filler 

Useless member on a uniformed staff team, will turn up to an event wearing company jacket. Hopefully noone will notice.

John is a jacket filler, we need 10 men on site we have 9. John can be the 10th keep him in the corner.

jacket filler by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018