Dodke 

When you tickle a females eardrum with your micro penis like a Jeremy.

HAHA, last night I dodked this bitch so hard she cried!

Dodke by Mildmilkeardoc99 June 16, 2022

Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.

Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...

Monster Docked by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019

dodecadangit 

When you say dodecadangit, it's usually when you're mad at a shape, like a hecatonicosahedroid.

Dodecadangit! Don't tell me you played a hecatonicosahedroid! -Foldy, BFB 4

dodecadangit by cartman7 April 22, 2018

Apollo's Dodgeball 

An internet phenomenon most commonly observed on tumblr in which a random internet user will make a post in jest, only for that post to come true. The name arose from a common joke around these iccurences, in which Apollo, the greek god of prophecy, gifts the aforememtioned jesters with clairvoiance in the form of a dodgeball to the face.

"Man, wouldnt it be crazy if Tumblr let its users create their own ads?"
*1 month later, a tumblr feature comes out allowing tumblr users to create their own ads*
"Wow, op really got hit be Apollo's Dodgeball."

Apollo's Dodgeball by TheNewbornDeity April 23, 2022

Dodecatuple Secret Probation 

The highest level of probation imaginable assigned to a fraternity; the underlying intention being assured failure.

From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation!

Dodecatuple Secret Probation by newkie December 15, 2011

blowing dodge 

To get out of a place and/or abandon the responsibility entrusted in that person, likely because of mounting pressure or said person has run out of options.

From the US version of The Office, season 4 episode 4 titled Money.

"I am blowing dodge. I'm getting out of town. Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities." - Michael Scott

blowing dodge by Der Kommissar February 11, 2009

The Dodelin 

The act of impregnating a stripper while performing last in a train during ones bachelors party.

Bro, did you really just explode The Dodelin inside that cum dumpster?

The Dodelin by Vice Keiser Blair November 20, 2020