Doctorable 

A tream made up out of nowhere by Sabastian Birch on Nopixel GTA RP

Answering the Phone "Hello Doctorable Sonya Gratz..........:

Doctorable by LrdJasta January 19, 2023

Google doctorate

knowledge gained through Internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience

Robert: This game requires at least 2 GHz of RAM. How do I know if my computer has that?
Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate.

Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED?
Bob: LEDs.
Joe: How do you know that?
Bob: Google doctorate!

Google doctorate by GOOGPHD January 5, 2012

doctorate in funk 

To be drunk. See also: dr. funk

Possible dissertation topic: the lava lamp

-Whooooo, I'm dr.funk!!
--You got your doctorate in funk?
-Hells yes, I'm Dr. Funk!

doctorate in funk by 403forbidden December 17, 2007

doctoral feces 

A doctoral thesis resulting from fraud (typically plagiarism or ghostwriting) as opposed to one based on genuine scholarship. Smells foul only after being exposed but then sticks to the author for life. Exposure usually leads to the revoking of the doctoral degree.

A Piece of ScHmITt (see related entry) constitutes a subtype with a high potential to attract media exposure, although it accounts for only a small portion of all doctoral feces produced.

Not long after our professors started using plagiarism detector software retroactively, they realized doctoral feces are piling up in our faculty library.

doctoral feces by FrankBeaverbrook March 6, 2012

Doctorate of Zombiology 

A P.H. D in the feild of Zombiology. a very prestigous title, sought after by many who think they are cool enough to like zombies, yet few actully take it to the next step and study them and their habits.

I earned my Doctorate of Zombiology through an internet course, so come to me if you ever confront one.

Doctorate of Zombiology by Spike Cloud December 17, 2005

Doctorate in Truthology 

Someone who spouts complete bullshit, with a wholly undeserved air of authority, can be said to have this.

"What kind of authority does this guy think he has, saying that shit like it's objective fact?"
"Apparently he has some kind of degree..."
"Yeah, Doctorate in Truthology!"

Doctorate in Truthology by Alex Stockwell March 13, 2019

Doctorate of Nursing Practice 

A sham degree often obtained by mid-level providers with an inferiority complex towards physicians. Frequently entirely online and conferred by diploma mills. Degree completion requirements may resemble a middle or high school project (e.g. create a poster, create a pamphlet).

Midlevels enjoy obtaining this degree to obfuscate and inflate their true level of education and training (frequently as little as 500 hours), and deceive patientsby introducing themselves as 'a doctor' to unsuspecting individuals knowing patients believe a doctor in a medical setting will be a physician.

I am a mid-level who got my nurse practitioner license a year ago after 500 clinical hours, so excited to get my online doctorate of nursing practice in a few months and tell patients I'm a doctor!

Doctorate of Nursing Practice by Gone with Thee Wind November 23, 2020