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Do what now? 

(Question) characterised by meatwad off the series Aqua Teen Hunger Force, used when you didn't understand what someone said or you didn't hear them. The other person will usually undersand if they need to just repeat it or if they need to explain.
-"Do you want black or refried beans?"
"Do what now?"
"Black or refried beans?"
"Oh, I'll have black."

_" You take the berometer and connect it to the zaphillyus maxumus enabling rich fuel injection through the phallangies"
" DO what NOW!??"
" Put that peice together with that one"
Do what now? by chriscl July 31, 2006

do what now? 

common response, said very quickly as if it were one word, to any question or statement that comes across as incoherent.
"hey, did you take the yeah for a few?"
"dowhatnow?"
do what now? by heterodox March 3, 2005

do what now? 

n. A phrase used in place of "excuse me?" or "what?" when something is misunderstood. Commonly used by rednecks and others who don't know the difference between your and you're.
Person: Mumble mumble mumble?
Redneck, Southerner, etc.: Do what now?
do what now? by roller May 2, 2005

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? 

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said
"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

What do you have to say to Joe Biden right now

Wassa baby take me out to dinner
Person 1: what do you have to say to Joe Biden right now.

Person 2: wassa baby take me out to dinner.

Person 1: ayo
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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Me: Poggers!
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