Djawed

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Djawed is a goat he is very funny and believes in Allah he has an awesome big large cock and gets all the females and Fatima and Fatou

Fatima: Oh My allah did you see that goat

Fatou: yes My habibi who is that

Fatima: He is Djawed the god the reincarnation of Allah

Djawed by Jack Bruce January 21, 2022

Words you can keep

Djaeda

Djaeda is the most amazing person you will ever meet. She is loyal to her friends and the most beautiful person you may ever meet. Her name is usually pronounced Jada but don't spell her name wrong or you will be sorry. She usually has no flaws and tends to hang out with girls named Taryn and Sera but she's not lesbian don't worry she is a great girlfriend to have. She will always find a way to make you laugh no matter what's going on in your life. I'm you have a Djaeda in life never ever let her go.

Dude 1- Whats your girlfriend's name again
Dude 2- Djaeda. Why?
Dude 1-Oooo BRO DON’T EVER LET HER GO

Djaeda by Taryn Did This For You Djaeda February 24, 2019

Related Words

Djawed • drawed • dawed_fogle • Djaeda • Djawad • Djawida • djawndiawidjai • Djjawed • drawed up

Djawida

A hottie with a great personality. She's funny when drunk, which is pretty often. A big party animal but also the most responsible one in the friend group. She is full of contradictions but it's what makes her interesting and unique. Big brain energy and small dick hater; medium size is okay though. She's the friend you need in your life.

Omg that guy has a small dick! - Omg don't tell Djawida
Look at that girl, what's her name ?- That's Djawida back off

Djawida by melanitebombeatomique December 1, 2021

drawed up

to have arms folded, especially when cold. pronounced drawed up. drawn up

mus be cold in her, erbody drawed up.

drawed up by viciousk February 1, 2008

drawed

To draw in the past tense

"I drawed a picture of you up over the weekend"

drawed by krystalportman June 22, 2008

dawed_fogle

Shitty instagram meme page lol

@dartheatsdonuts: yo do you follow dawed_fogle on instagram?
@crunchy_bois: YES! DEUS VULT BRETHREN!

dawed_fogle by Dawed_Fogle December 12, 2018

Djjawed

A dj with huge jaws

Hi Djjawed

Djjawed by Starorium May 26, 2018

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026