dizasta 

A wannabe rapper who tries to mack on chicks but is unsuccessful.

Man the sucka is such a dizasta! He be tryin to mack on that shorty all night.

dizasta by Lincoln01 February 9, 2008

Dizasta 

Something that demolishes everything in it's path

dizasta is the best rapper alive

Dizasta by Dizzy 1 July 15, 2009

Disastar 

Lousy actor who makes a boatload of cash

That Hollywood actor's a disastar but he makes us a lotta coin!

Disastar by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

Disasta from Alaska  

Insulting nickname for Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska, and Vice Presidential nominee for the Republican Party. So named for her lack of intelligence, her right wing radical views, and the fact that she is a complete and total drag on McCain's campaign for President. Like, a disaster...

The fact that the nickname rhymes is just a cool co-incidence.

Joe: Are you voting for McCain?
Bob: You crazy? I don't want the Disasta from Alaska as Vice President!! She's as dumb as a bag of hammers!!

Disasta from Alaska by Precious999 December 9, 2008

Häagen-Dizaster

Describes an unplanned catastrophy whereby you are asked to hold a tub of luxury ice-cream (any flavour) whilst receiving a mind-blowing pleasuring of the oral variety....

...once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of "gelato"....and it aint man-goo!!!!

No...it's a fcuking Häagen-Dizaster!!!

Friend: What's your favourite flavour of ice-cream dude?

You: Well it was brandy butter until we had a Häagen-Dizaster the other night. Great BJ though!!!

Häagen-Dizaster by Rufus the Gyp November 30, 2010

divastated

Melodramatically, histrionically, excessively, upset.

Did you hear?? They bias cut all the wedding reception cucumber sandwiches at the wrong angle! Poor Lucy...she will be divastated.

divastated by wily_codger August 25, 2011

dizastix 

gets free shit
funny ass kid
crazy hacker

ladies im him guess his sn???

dizastix by bizzle March 22, 2005