divastated

Melodramatically, histrionically, excessively, upset.

Did you hear?? They bias cut all the wedding reception cucumber sandwiches at the wrong angle! Poor Lucy...she will be divastated.

by wily_codger August 25, 2011

divastated

The state of being so devastated, and also so fabulous, that you have to on the daybed (a couch will do in a pinch) all day and have people bring you treats and intoxicants.

A. After her break-up with the prince of Williamsburg, Claire was so divastated that we had to work in shifts just to keep her pillows fluffed and her glass full.

B. How does she always look impeccable even when she's in a state of divastation? It must be the waterproof mascara.

by Lady Khalayha April 17, 2013

devestated

A misspelling (and bizarre pronunciation) of "devastated."

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

devastated salmon

A gay guy who has his mouth always open for the purposes of oral sex

Kyle is a devastated salmon

by Knob gagger May 23, 2019

devastated

1. The state of being totally owned, as in a sport or video game.

2. Destroyed

3. Impacted heavily in terms of emotion or mental state.

1. Ohhh, you got devastated!

2. "Ohhh, NYC got devastated!" -Osama Bin Laden

3. Susy was devastated when I murdered her cat with a chainsaw.

by Eric December 2, 2003

Devastatement

A devastating statement.

Person 1: I have no money.
Person 2: Devastatement!

by Dr Marcus July 12, 2009

devastate

destroy everywhere; total destruction

A natural disaster has been known to devastate any area where it occurs.

by Okey2 January 14, 2009