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a, book written 1000 years ago, that contains some of the finest ethical and moral teachings known to man
Jack: Y'know, Bob is such a hawili, I'm telling ya!
John: The Diwan says in Chapter 7 "Do not say the word 'hawili' lest you shall eat dry bread."
Jack: Oh no! I'm sorry for what I did...
Diwan by Galinial December 1, 2020
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Ditwan • Diwan • DeTwan • dityanshi • datwan • Dilwan • Dilwank • Diswant • Ditan • ditanus

diwanshu 

Awesome great loyal always has your back will do anything for his friends and family
Diwanshu is another name for a lion and being loyal
diwanshu by dsingh June 19, 2017
acronym for "dick in the booty ass nigga"

One who has a dick in thier booty
"Wow Tontay is such a fucking ditban"
ditban by Nick Holyfield July 11, 2006
A combination of the dick, taint, and anus. (May include the nuts)
Nick's ditanus smells like shit
ditanus by Jihadi with a Body October 28, 2020
When a guy is standing up in a spread eagle sort of position and a female gets down on her knees and tickles the bottom of your sack.
"Dude, that girl at the party totally gave me a ditman last night"
or,
"Go ahead girl, do da ditman"
Ditman by eN19 October 26, 2009
Is the true definition of a Gentleman. His name is synonymous with, loyalty, intelligence, wisdom, and handsomeness. Their amazing sense of humor makes the shine like a light bulb in any room or situation. There is an old saying that goes “You either know a DeTwan or you better find you one”. Though their name is often mispronounced, their presence is unforgettable.
I can't believe I have had the pleasure to have meet DeTwan!!!
DeTwan by Centaur 7 November 23, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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