a, book written 1000 years ago, that contains some of the finest ethical and moral teachings known to man
Jack: Y'know, Bob is such a hawili, I'm telling ya!
John: The Diwan says in Chapter 7 "Do not say the word 'hawili' lest you shall eat dry bread."
Jack: Oh no! I'm sorry for what I did...
Is the true definition of a Gentleman. His name is synonymous with, loyalty, intelligence, wisdom, and handsomeness. Their amazing sense of humor makes the shine like a light bulb in any room or situation. There is an old saying that goes “You either know a DeTwan or you better find you one”. Though their name is often mispronounced, their presence is unforgettable.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!