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A Spanish word for dumb or stupid. It is a word used specially for Aymara. Because she is muy muy tonta but that’s ok because she is my best friend and I’m muy muy tonta too.
Ella: hola tonta
Aymara:*shakes head in disappointment*
Tonta by Heyxx May 20, 2019
Related Words
tontay • tonay • Tonaya • tonta • TOTTAY • Tonaysia • tonday • tontard • teontay • tonayah
A beautiful women that very smart and will have big outcomes in life. Most boys dont realize what they have when they get her. She normally goes through millions of boys till she finds her special one. Haves big boobs.
I wanna marry Tonaye , i would be lucky to have someone like her
Tonaye by DreadheadKen December 27, 2011
Pershing Square Tontine Holdings Ltd (PSTH) is a Shell Company that is scheduled to mate with an ICONIC UNICORN company. The leader of the Tontards is Wall Street legend Bill Ackman.

The loyal followers of this movement and investment vehicle are known as "Tontards".
The Tontards are over the moon with this iconic investment.
tontard by TranDong May 12, 2021

Talia Totayou 

Talia totayou is one of a kind. She’s beautiful, like really fuckin beautiful. And not just on the outside but on the inside as well. She’s kind, funny, smart, and has an amazing personality. Everyone who’s ever met her has instantly liked her and she has such an effect on people it’s like once they meet her they’re instantly happier something just comes over them and they just feel happy. This girl is truly the best in every way imaginable, no matter how u sad u feel or anything once u meet her and get to know her you will literally be so goddamn happy.
A question as such is usually asked:on a scale of 1-talia how beautiful is she?

That of course is a reference to Talia totayou, the most beautiful girl anyone will ever meet
Talia Totayou by Plz accept September 6, 2019
Spanish for a female of low intelligence, often making the same ridiculous errors in judgement. Is also easily amused...somewhat like a shmoe
"Kristi stop running through the snow, you have your church clothes on!" "Okayyyy..." as she continues to dart through the snow... "GEEEE what a TONTA!"
tonta by Pedo Vedo January 13, 2009
A term used by a certain group of musicians (Sex on Toast) to describe certain attributes of their own and other's music. It is often used to describe styles of music that features heavy synth bass-lines, sweet talkbox, mean synths and a fierce horn section with RnB inspired elements. The term is also frequently extended beyond use as a musical term, being used to describe people, places and things. It began as an in-joke between band members but has become an integral part of the band's musical identity and its affiliation with fans. Compare with 'Ricky'.

"An essence, a life-force, a beautiful woman, a stank bass line, a damn good time...Tonay."
"Dayum, that new SOT track is hella tonay."

*watching a gorgeous young woman strolling down St Kilda beach* "Ooo weee... toNAAAY..."
Tonay by rippinpepperoni October 1, 2015
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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