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connor ditchburn 

utter fucking dickhead
connor ditchburn by 010201234 April 20, 2015

dutchbrunch 

The act of engaging in the recreational or medicinal act of enjoying cannabis or cannabis products halfway between the morning and afternoon. sometimes substituted for a wake and bake or an early 4:20 celebration with the company of one or more colleagues.
I dont have to be at work until 1 oclock.. its only 11a.m , care to partake in a dutchbrunch
cannabis wakeandbake 420 loud smokeweedeverydaystoners
dutchbrunch by TheOfficialSmokey September 23, 2013

dickburn 

Your penis being rubbed raw from prolonged or vigorous unprotected sexual activity
Wow!! I got dickburn after bangin' that skank for three hours!!
dickburn by Jess and Rachel October 3, 2006

dickburn 

after you finish whacking it really hard and your urethra burns for like a half hour
ive got the worst case of dickburn
dickburn by nigger joe January 11, 2005

dickburn 

Slapping a girl acrossed the forehead with your penis and leaveing a red mark
I just gave that girl dickburn to the head.
dickburn by Josh and Jordan September 15, 2006

Dickburns 

The hair that grows along the sides of your cock shaft if you don't trim down the bush.
We were watching 70's porn last night. You should have seen the dickburns on Ron Jeremy!
Dickburns by Cocksman 78 February 27, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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