Ditch Meat 

An animal or human laying dead in a ditch that could still be considered edible.

I work for Denny's as a ditch meat collector.

Ditch Meat by William J J T October 30, 2010

meat ditch 

A female who tries present herself as someone with character, but is really only interested in getting laid.

"Melanie comes off with a 'Holier Than Thou' attitude with everyone. But at the end of the day she is just another meat ditch."

meat ditch by sauer power August 9, 2006

Searing the meat in the Dutch oven 

When spooning in bed naked and the woman sharts on the man’s junk and then proceeds to finish with the dutch oven

The night was a romantic night until she was searing the meat in the dutch oven.

Searing the meat in the Dutch oven by Yudtthesue September 21, 2021

pennsylvania dutch meatloaf 

A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.

Yo bro, I totally gave that slut the pennsylvania dutch meatloaf last night!

pennsylvania dutch meatloaf by dan majerle's pubes January 1, 2009

Pennsylvania dutch meatloaf 

A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.

Yo bro, I totally gave that slut the Pennsylvania dutch meatloaf last night!

Pennsylvania dutch meatloaf by dan majerle's pubes January 4, 2009

dutch meatball 

When a girl is on her side, one leg up, and you jam your balls inside her pussy and let them stew a little bit, while getting stroked off at the same time.

It was a wild night, and after a few shots, Celeste wanted a Dutch Meatball for dessert.

dutch meatball by Woobey February 14, 2025