Definitions by Woobey

dutch meatball 

When a girl is on her side, one leg up, and you jam your balls inside her pussy and let them stew a little bit, while getting stroked off at the same time.

It was a wild night, and after a few shots, Celeste wanted a Dutch Meatball for dessert.

dutch meatball by Woobey February 14, 2025

cum girl 

A woman that is driven by her insatiable craving and need to guzzle, gulp, slurp, devour and swallow a man's cum.
Some girls dislike the two-ball throat cream, but certainly NOT a cum girl. She wants it EVERYWHERE On her, in her, under her, over her.

Of course she swallows, she's a cum girl. She'd bathe in it if she could."

cum girl by Woobey June 25, 2016

J.T.D.C. 

An exclamation, commonly used as a statement of disbelief, disgust, repulsion, astonishment, or amazement. Often used by those that feel it necessary to slander religion or tap into "shock value" in an attempt to get extra attention.

J.T.D.C.

Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ!

{please see j.t.f.c.}

J.T.D.C. by Woobey June 25, 2016

J.T.D.C. 

An exclamation, commonly used as a statement of disbelief, disgust, repulsion, astonishment, or amazement. Often used by those that feel it necessary to slander religion or tap into "shock value" in an attempt to get extra attention.

J.T.D.C.

Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ!

{please see j.t.f.c.}

J.T.D.C. by Woobey June 25, 2016

Carpet Angels 

The act of flopping yourself down onto a carpeted floor and going through the same motions that you would to make a snow angel. This is usually attempted and/or accomplished while intoxicated. Depending on your attire, or lack thereof, this process can cause some substantial carpet burns.
Also, depending on the depth of the carpet, you may or may not actually see angelic-shaped results.

Chris was so piss drunk on hard cider, he dropped down and started doing carpet angels.

Carpet Angels by Woobey June 25, 2016

Africating 

The process of getting to know someone better over the internet while they are working thousands of miles away in Africa. Not dating, but a bit more serious than simply friends chatting.

To get to know each other a bit better, they resorted to Africating while she was working in Kibaale.

Africating by Woobey December 21, 2015

Crunkin' 

The act of any Emergency Services apparatus (especially Fire Department) cruising through flooded-out areas and checking for floating bodies.

Once we were through crunkin', we headed back to the station.

Crunkin' by Woobey March 24, 2007