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Distraccident 

An accident caused by someone being distracted. The distraction is usually an incredibly hot chick. Happens frequently when driving and you do not notice the traffic has stopped in front of you because you are too busy staring at some beautiful peice of ass. Not limited to driving situations.
1. Wow, look at those legs. She should not be walking by the side of the road - that is a distraccident waiting to happen.

2. Barman 1: Oi you fartknocker, you just poured beer all over my leg cause you weren't looking.
Barman 2: sorry mate, it was a distraccident. Look at that hottie leaning on the arcade machine.
Barman 1: fair play.
Distraccident by jimwade December 2, 2009
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Distraccent 

When a foreigner starts talking and you forget what you were doing. Or, when you're trying to throw someone off so you talk in a fake accent.
Christian Bale uses a distraccent at all times.
Distraccent by nohandleplease December 1, 2014

distractimenting 

the demented act of distracting someond
liv stop distractimenting me!”
distractimenting by livandconnor August 22, 2018