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Distorted 

A desirable way for something to sound sometimes.
She stuck a microphone in her pussy and tried to record a karaoke song, but it came out distorted.
Distorted by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

distorted 

Originating from psychological thriller / sci-fi movies about lucid dream, this term refers the increase of your expectation on the amount of screen time you should be able to have 0.0001 seconds after you lose the self-control not to subscribe 600+ YouTube channels in a row.
After binge-watching those psychological thrillers, my perception of time felt so distorted; I thought I’d only been scrolling for a minute, but it turned into hours!
distorted by Emotional Cruiser September 1, 2025

Distorted bitch 

A term given to people that make completely unrealistic bitmojis on snapchat. Specifically referring to the people that make their bitmojis appear as if they are 99.9% more attractive than they are in reality. This can make many people victim after adding someone on snapchat based on their bitmojis promising looks, but lowkey you are about to start a streak with a 15 ton loch ness monster that happens to still be in junior high... Dafuq is this..
I added this girl on snapchat with a decent looking bitmoji the other day. Turns out it was an old ass gilf that was trying to smash. That distorted bitch played some disieving ass shit on me. Oh well I guess, I'm not picky we got 14 day streak rn lol!
Distorted bitch by Platezz January 25, 2018

distorted time lens

Another way of saying that someone does not have a reliable sense of time.
I’ve spent my life trying to pin down the complex interaction between genetic and environmental factors that have gone into my well-known and intractable distorted time lens.

distorted penguins 

distorted penguins by beatbopper October 26, 2003

distorted croger 

This is calling someone a croger. But like 10x
I hope you die you Fucking distorted croger
distorted croger by Slimy glug March 2, 2018
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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