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distrigued 

We've all felt this. It's that peculiar sensation of being genuinely disturbed by something, but somehow at the same time, oddly intrigued.
Did you just say you like to watch CSPAN while oiled up and completely in the nude? I'm distrigued.

Ugh, I just got tubgirled! It's so disgusting... but I can't look away! I'm just distrigued.
distrigued by Kaptinn January 20, 2011
Words you can keep
kevin was detrigued by smallville last night, as it simply did not interest him.
detrigued by the zen suite February 3, 2005

Distributed Denial of Service 

If you say this entire phrase out loud, either you are a nobody, because nobody ever says the entire phrase, or you are explaining DDoS to a n00b.
See DDoS and Make Love Not Spam for examples.

DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect) 

DDOI = Distributed denial of intellect
This occurs when many people think they have a clue about a technical issue but do not really, so they converse amoungst themselves excluding anyone with knowledge of the technicality
Theres billy bob,Margret sue and ralph trying to figure out how to turn there computer on. wonder when the DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect) will end and they ask someone who knows?

Cuddle distrugged

When you in a indephant depressive mood because you hate to sleep alone.
It’s so close I can taste it and I gotta just take being cuddle distrugged
Cuddle distrugged by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019

Districted 

Confused and strongly surprised .
Wow tre I'm districted asf .
Districted by J gal January 3, 2018

distragedy 

Someone who thinks they’re good at sniping.
My friend thinks he’s distragedy at Call of Duty
distragedy by Covented September 21, 2020
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