distorian—noun 1. a person who distorts, rather than honestly reports,
history. 2. a person who, under the guise of reporting
history, engages in a diatribe, debunking, or moral defenestration. 3. a person whose view of
history is decidedly downbeat or misanthropic. adjective, of or concerning such a faux-historical or negative attitude or reporting.
A White House distorian says
George Bush is the best president the US has ever had.
That new book that claims there was no Holocaust was obviously written by a distorian.
All those gloomy-doomy types that deny the
world is constantly getting
better are taking a distorian view of things.