Disteria 

A word used to describe a shit minecraft server with a shit event manager.

Wow that server is so Disteria!! Their event manager is so jamesdakill

Disteria by m3m3l0rdh34rthst0nepl4y3r May 28, 2018

dysterian 

Someone with terrible eating habits or preferences that are sometimes contradictory or counter-intuitive ; or resulting in bad habits, poor nutrition and poor selection of foodstuffs. Even when aware and shameful of their folly, they persist in their negative habits.

Vegetarian: "Hey lets go to that new hipster vegetarian restaurant called "Boomer's""
Dysterian: "I can't. I hate mushrooms and most other vegetables... I'd rather eat this bag of cheese crunchies."
Vegetarian " What the hell type of vegetarian are you?!"

dysterian by RevelAndDance July 14, 2016

distorian 

distorian—noun 1. a person who distorts, rather than honestly reports, history. 2. a person who, under the guise of reporting history, engages in a diatribe, debunking, or moral defenestration. 3. a person whose view of history is decidedly downbeat or misanthropic. adjective, of or concerning such a faux-historical or negative attitude or reporting.

A White House distorian says George Bush is the best president the US has ever had.

That new book that claims there was no Holocaust was obviously written by a distorian.

All those gloomy-doomy types that deny the world is constantly getting better are taking a distorian view of things.

distorian by J. Karlin September 13, 2006

distexia 

when autocorrect picks the wrong word and you don't catch it in time before sending the text

an example of a distexia is: "will you throw the apples at prior and start an apple war?" when what you mean to say was "will you throw the apples at PEOPLE and start an apple war?"

distexia by bunker_hill_champion September 27, 2013

disteramental 

1. Very sad and hopeless, almost like depressed, but much worse.

2. Letting yourself live just to suffer life even more, even though you are very sad.

"Ash," Scott said,"you are you ok?"
"Yea," she sighed,"I am just disteramental."
"Oh. At least you aren't distarnated."

disteramental by Fearain May 12, 2009

Disceria 

The sleep deprived stage when reality doesn't feel tangible.

Oliver is overwhelmed by the feeling of disceria.

Disceria by tinkywinky13 January 21, 2022

Distoria 

1.) Being at peace with experiencing the human experience; to live a life that will never be re-experienced.

2.) To freely live a purposefully ardor life; to live as one pleases.

1.) "The woman found peace the day she accepted the spontaneity of her distoria."

2.) "The day they came out of the closet they started a life of distoria."

Distoria by gigglebean June 21, 2023